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During my previous life when I was a lawyer I saved my favourite collection of lawyer-related humour, and here they are.

Lawyer Jokes

Alternative Lyrics
(lyrics I wrote during my trainee lawyer days)

I broke a mirror in my house the other day. I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck - but my lawyer thinks he can get me 5.

More lawyer jokes...

You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling (Righteous Brothers)
Sing-along midi file

Verse
I've never seen someone, so disorganised, as you
You never clear your desk, it's always such a mess, it's true
I've tried so hard to convince you (trainee...)
But trainee! Now you're really in trouble...

Chorus
You've lost that loan agreement, the executed loan agreement
You've lost that loan agreement, you're in real, deep, shit, wo-oo-wo-oo-woh

Bridge
Trainee, trainee, I'd find it quick if I were you
No more excuses, don't blame it on your secretary... no
(...more)
Copyright © 1996 KL Wong

More alternative lawyer lyrics...
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Stupid Questions In Court
(True real-life questions!)

Q: Now, I'm going to show you what has been marked as State's Exhibit No. 2 and ask if you recognize the picture?
A: John Fletcher.
Q: That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

Even more stupid questions...

And remember that next time when an answering machine asks you something, you have the right to remain silent!

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